You know, I hate to point out the obvious, but I have to frequently on newsground. There's alot of shitty spam. A static picture or a glorified animated gif is not flash. If it was, even my Mom could be a flash artist for christs sake.

And while I'm busy pointing out all this obviousness, am I really required by NG's so called code of conduct to point out yet more and tell these lame dumbasses "Uh, you know, your flash could be better if it, like, ya know...moved."

And then if someone bothers to, the author, who are always 14 year olds who have yet to have seen a woman naked outside of the internet can spew anything they like?

Yeah, I don't know why they have a spam problem, it's just one of those mysteries of life.

You know, I blam Kitty Krew flashes every day so I can get more voting power and blam points. And I try to get more voting power and blam points so that I can blam yet more Kitty Krew flashes. It's a vicious cycle, an eternal struggle, and a direct to video sequel.

Being a dominatrix must be a great job. I mean, think about it. It seems to pay alright, and most of your work is just getting leathered up. You get to abuse old rich sickos and you don't even have to fuck them most of the time.

I mean, tell me any job on earth where you can literally piss on your customers and still get paid, other then the insurance industry?

It's true that I add nothing at all to Newsground, the internet and indeed, the whole world, I only subtract and consume resources.

And yet, at the same time, I'm still intellectually and morally superior to Kitty Krew. I mean, who's the real bad guy here? My daddy never bought me a PS3...I had to work my way up through the streets and borrow someone else's!

They're exactly like network news! They keep putting out the same tired unoriginal crap nobody wants to see, and they can't even make the argument that somewhere there's some fat 50 year old stay at home grandma tuning in for celebrity fluff! Their target demographic are 13 year olds! They have no buying power I tell you. Don't you see?

It really makes you think of old Batman comics from the 50's, doesn't it?

Pardon my French...but you're an asshole! Asshole!

Shut the fuck up fatman, this ain't none of your goddamn business! Er, I mean "..."

Remember, we only have Britney Spears and OJ on the news, GW as president, and Kitty Krew as the most frequent submitters on Newsground because some fucking moron had to vote for it.

If you sell a dog turd on E-Bay that looks like the Mona Lisa, you'll be a millionaire. If you sell a dog turd that looks like a dog turd, you'll at least cover shipping.

Here's another certainty in life:

If you post that same dog turd on Newsgrounds, it'll earn somewhere between a 1.8 and a 3. If there's this many morons in the world, why the hell am I working instead of scamming? Where is God while all this is going down? Who run Bartertown?

Stop me if you heard this one. How many Kitty Krew Klub members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Four! Get it? Cuz they're so damned dumb! It's a joke son, a joke!

Hubba, hubba, hubba, money, money, money, who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money...and where...is the Batman?

He's at home, washing his tights!