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7/15/06

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9 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 8
Double Dragon 2 spoof

"Short but amusing"

date: November 24, 2007

Much like Joe Pesci

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Score: 5
Lars Fiction

"But where's the shotgun blast?"

submission: Lars Fiction
date: November 24, 2007

As much as I enjoy seeing (part of) Metallica getting punched out, without his buddy getting shot in the balls it loses alot

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Score: 5
Zombie Fighter

"Can't really say anything constructive"

submission: Zombie Fighter
date: November 24, 2007

Flash movies using game sprites have to be pretty clever and engaging for me to give them a high score, this would have been good as a game though if you could have swung that.

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Score: 10
The Last Stand.

"How to improve on near perfection?"

submission: The Last Stand.
date: November 24, 2007

Maybe make a minigame where you have a little more control over searching for the survivors and weapons, if you're a perfection freak that is, otherwise, it's flawless

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Score: 5
Tom Fulp Kills Kitty Krew

"I'll give credit where its due..."

date: November 1, 2007

Yes, I get the joke where it looks like at least 80 something people don't. Oh, and I liked the uncensored Brickhouse Betty, but you knew that was going to get "reviewed"

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Score: 5
i hate the kitty crew!

"Seconded"

date: October 31, 2007

Kitty Krew deserves to be shaved with a straight razor by Gene Hackman like in Missisippi Burning

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Score: 7
AKK day collab

"Gets at least a 3 just for the subject"

submission: AKK day collab
date: October 10, 2007

I like where you were going with it, but far too short. You know that scene in Indiana Jones where all the Nazis are melting like icecream? I'd love to see someone flash that with Kitty Krew instead.

October 11, 2007

Author's Response:

hmmm not a half bad idea

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Score: 4
the Power of VooDoo

"Suggestion"

date: September 4, 2007

Maybe try adding some screaming sound effects, or even just a little bit of extra animation, like a silloquette of a person getting the punishment, not just the doll getting it.

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Score: 9
The People's Mario

"Death to the bourgeois Koopa regime"

submission: The People's Mario
date: July 26, 2006

Look at the helpless goombas, struggling under the restrictive, artificial yoke of capitalism. Of course they were no match for Mario. I never really saw any subliminal undertones in Mario (except drug references), but I've gotta admit...I do get a certain perverse pleasure from seeing Mario violently kill goombas to a soviet orchestra. Its like popcorn at the theatre, why didn't the game designers think of it?

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