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Much like Joe Pesci
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As much as I enjoy seeing (part of) Metallica getting punched out, without his buddy getting shot in the balls it loses alot
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"Can't really say anything constructive"
Flash movies using game sprites have to be pretty clever and engaging for me to give them a high score, this would have been good as a game though if you could have swung that.
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Maybe make a minigame where you have a little more control over searching for the survivors and weapons, if you're a perfection freak that is, otherwise, it's flawless
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"I'll give credit where its due..."
Yes, I get the joke where it looks like at least 80 something people don't. Oh, and I liked the uncensored Brickhouse Betty, but you knew that was going to get "reviewed"
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Kitty Krew deserves to be shaved with a straight razor by Gene Hackman like in Missisippi Burning
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I like where you were going with it, but far too short. You know that scene in Indiana Jones where all the Nazis are melting like icecream? I'd love to see someone flash that with Kitty Krew instead.
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hmmm not a half bad idea
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Maybe try adding some screaming sound effects, or even just a little bit of extra animation, like a silloquette of a person getting the punishment, not just the doll getting it.
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Look at the helpless goombas, struggling under the restrictive, artificial yoke of capitalism. Of course they were no match for Mario. I never really saw any subliminal undertones in Mario (except drug references), but I've gotta admit...I do get a certain perverse pleasure from seeing Mario violently kill goombas to a soviet orchestra. Its like popcorn at the theatre, why didn't the game designers think of it?
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